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The Oracle Writes To Goodluck Jonathan

The Shrine www.9jas-oracle.blogspot.com 26 th December 2011 Goodluck Ebelemi Jonathan, President, Federal Republic of Nigeria. My dear Son, An Open Letter Showing My Disappointment On  16 th   of  April 2011, despite all odds, Nigerians voted you into power. Owing to the then purported cool disposition and level headedness you possessed, they (Nigerians) saw you as the needed break away from the past, where Olusegun Obasanjo ruled supreme to the point of being almost tyrannous. Nigerians sheepishly repeated your mantra, saying that 'We are Goodluck Jonathan'. They believed all your promises of a better Nigeria. To ensure that the election went on well as to produce you as President; Nigerians lost their lives, especially those from the Southern part of the country. They were all full of joy when you were announced President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, and eventually sworn in. Most Nigerians declared 'Yeah! Goodluck is President, now good-l

Who Is Killing Nigerians?

Gbagam! Gbagam! Gbagam!! It is another day at the shrine! The great Oracle! Here is kola, I pour libations unto you! Wise one, your people have come...they have come to seek your face and wisdom on the calamity that has befallen our land! They have a question for you, Great one! Your people ask: 'WHO IS KILLING NIGERIANS?'  People are dying...every new day comes with it, news about someone's death! And the most painful part is...dem suspect say 'na people dey kill all these people'! Calamity! Oh Calamity!! The Great one; just yesterday Mazi Udeorji, a 120 year old man, died...his great grand children are accusing their next door neighbours of being responsible for his death! Look at Mama Azunna, the one residing in Lagos... she died of breast cancer...her children say it was sent to her from the village!! Look at Ike-bobo; exactly one month after his wedding ceremony; while on a night journey to Abuja he was killed by armed robbers...His family members said t

The 2011 National Honours: Matters Arising

Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Gbagaun!! The Great 9ja's Oracle!! I was beginning to think you had deserted your people! Why have you woken me at such an hour when spirits are in Ekeukwu Owerri? Speak Oracle! Your servant and Mouth Piece is listening!! Every year, via the Nigerian National Honors, 'deserving' Nigerians are granted recognition for supposedly having 'rendered services to the benefit of the nation'. These honors include, in descending order of importance: Grand Commander of the Order of the Federal Republic (GCFR) Grand Commander of the Order of the Niger (GCON) Commander of the Order of the Federal Republic (CFR) Commander of the Order of the Niger (CON) Officer of the Order of the Federal Republic (OFR) Officer of the Order of the Niger (OON) Member of the Order of the Federal Republic (MFR) Member of the Order of the Niger (MON) Over the years, it has become norm to automatically confer top honors (GCFR, GCON, CFR and CON) to equally top nationa

Let Us Fight The Wolf In Abia State's Government House

The Chief Priest, at the directive of the Great 9ja's Oracle, has decided to do more than  'just talk' on the sack of non-indigenes by the Abia State Government (Please refer to 'The vision about a Wolf leading a herd of Elephants' for details on this issue) The Chief Priest is writing letters to the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC); The National Assembly and the Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation.  As kinsmen, the Chief Priest is inviting YOU to air your views as to why the Abia State Government must rescind the sack; if you also think it was a wise decision on their part, give reasons. Your opinions would go a long way to ensuring that the letters contain valid points. Let your friends know! Drop a comment! Let's help the Oracle help Nigerians! The Oracle Has Spoken!!

The Vision About A Wolf Leading A Herd Of Elephants

If this isn't a vision; then I wonder what is! It happened suddenly just as I was eating my Eba and Egusi soup...I felt a gentle breeze hit my entire being...and in some form of levitation; I left my house with a ball of Eba still in my palm! Kai! The travails of being a Chief Priest...I just hope this doesn't happen on a lovely night with my wife. In about 5 minutes I was soaring, without wings, held by an invisible hand, above a large expanse of land filled with different groups of animals; each group with its own ilk; everything seemed at peace. Suddenly there was commotion...On looking closely; I discovered that a herd of elephants were at the heart of the unrest. I became interested in finding out the root cause of it all. It was then I noticed that the 'outgoing' leader of the herd wanted to crown a 'Wolf' his successor against the will and culture of the elephants. There was a lot of agitation, and this drew the attention of other animal grou

The Oracle Vs FG On The Proposed Removal of Fuel Subsidy

I am just a local Chief Priest and I may not understand the economic indices that point towards the purported annual savings of 1.2 Trillion Naira once fuel subsidy has been scrapped by the federal Government, but, I am aware of the untold hardship the common man shall pass through...I don't even need a vision from the 9ja's great Oracle to tell this! Nonetheless; as duty demands and in the spirit of 'due process'; I consulted the great Oracle and these are his words: Yes! According to economic indices; The actual fuel pump price is N144.70 but the official pump price is N65 . This means that the Federal Government pays N79.70 for every litre of fuel consumed in Nigeria. Since about 32 million litres of fuel are consumed daily in Nigeria; it means that to subsidize fuel; the FG pays N2.6 Billion everyday; N18.2 billion everyday; N72.8 billion every month and N873.6 Billion every year.  If the fuel subsidy is scrapped, the FG can make a yearly saving of N1.2 tr

The Oracle Has Landed...And He is Angry...

I am the Chief Priest of 9ja's Oracle and my job has always been to tell the truth in any situation, no matter whose ox is gored. As the Chief Priest... I would ensure that the King (President), King's Cabinet Members (Government Officials) and King-makers (The Citizenry) stay directed. I am only a messenger of 9ja's Oracle and all I say are according to his directives... so please don't hate the messenger. Though an angry oracle, 9ja's  Oracle is open to debates and would not lay a curse on anyone who dares to challenge his views. Please remove your shoes (biases) as you enter this shrine...You are on holy ground. The Oracle Has Spoken!!